Pigs do fly!!

Hey people! i've been meaning to update for such a long time but i'm taking AP physics and its sooooooooooooooo hard! and i haven't had the time..BUT
on my way into pennsylvania a couple weeks ago i saw the most beautiful cloud formations, including one that looked kinda like a flying pig i swear!! LOL! and there was one that looked like 2 tornadoes!! and i had my handy cellphone on me, so i got some pictures.

X Chocolate X

Life is such a drag..

I'm ill. Even after weeks of holding off hugging my sniffing contemporaries and telling my family to stay away from me, I still caught their stupid bug. And not even a cup of cocoa or some warm chicken soup to cheer me up...no, I'm lying on the floor in my dads oversize jumper and three sets of clothes, thinking about all those dirty dishes. And how life is unfair.

I am not happy.

I am also angry at everyone who has ever not returned someone elses feelings. It should be illegal! To lead someone on! If you don't like them! It happens so much - its almost like how you always want the thing you can't have , except turned on its head so you never want the things you can have. Its sad aint it...I usually side with the villains in the movies, but in love stories I'm such a sucker for the cute/geeky guy who cant get the girl's love:(

Hey at this point I'd like to give my opinion on the Taylor Swift/Kanye West thing. Since we're talking love stories I mean; - I thought it was hilaaaaarious! Because I always like the bad guy..Even though theres been all this talk that it was a setup? Coz it was kind of weird how Taylor and Beyonce showed up at the end wearing the same colour dress/..hmm
ooh and I saw this really funny picture on www.thestudentroom.co.uk of Kanye on the moon going to Neil Armstrong: "I'm sorry man and Im gonna let you finish, but we all know Russia had one of the best space programs of all time!"
Hahahaha.
You may not find this even remotely funny as I did but for some reason it cracks me up.

Yeah anyway what was I saying? Oh yeah..put all the heartbreakers in JAIL! Right next to the stupid boys who never call you back and blow hot and cold all the time! And torture them...grind their bones...behead them...arghhhhhh

Rotten Mango 0
EDIT: I dont know why I cant add pictures so you can see how miserable i am!

2nd EDIT: Okay, so I did get the cocoa and the chicken soup in the end.

Odd frenchmen, Taylor Lautner, and Ze Midnight Lover

Ha. I had almost decided I would never need to blog again - not now that school's in and there are so many more people to actually physically talk to. But eating a little too much chinese soup in the park has burnt off the roof of my mouth and tongue so here I am! yay.
See eating chinese in the park is a -how do you say - habit. Ahem. People have called it an addiction but really isn't life too short for unnecessary words?
Its like those chavs at school who get drunk every friday after a big test? I just sent in my uni application to Cambridge School of Medicine so I had a chinese binge( on my own. as marita( yes you!) has the ridiculousest friday timetable) to make me feel better.

((And chocolate is nowhere near:( ))

But even with all my friends deserting me I havent been lonely - i havent lost my famous touch for attracting the um...less...normal?(im trying my best with this politically correct thing). Yes, reality challenged people tend to find me all the time. This latest was a french guy at Wilkinson's I could have taken a picture of, if i was chocolate. He was a midget( is that pc?).
Well he was really short., like three feet tall. But! and this is a big but (HEHE) he looked exactly like marques houston! It was soo freaky...especially when it became obvious that he was hitting on me.. in french?
all i wanted to know was where the kids schoolbags were...

Still as weirdos go he was a step up - one level up -from the usual stinky guy on the bus. So I must be on an upward curve- I wonder how many more levels till I get Taylor Lautner...
Oooooooooooooooooh
Although is it me being paranoid or is he getting whiter? The only thing I noticed about the first twilight movie was how good he looked, so maybe Im not imagining things for once.hmm. Michael Jackson comes to mind ( rip. i love him.)

Speaking of celebrities, Ive been walking around looking like that little molly kid from annie..with a Big Curly Fringe. Its the in thing, really, forget adopting kids from Malawi or boyfriend shorts want to be popular?get a fringe, like me! esp if it means less weird weirdos..
Even my dad noticed The Fringe..(to understand the significance of this, youd need to know that my dad is usually selectively blind to changes in appearance. Sometimes even big things like multi coloured hair extensions.)

Aah this post is going on too long..and I havent even got started on The Boy Who Must Not Be Named who kept me up till 2. 30 am last night,,
Not a midnight lover, not exactly, although for the trouble I nearly got into with my mom he might as well have been..
Ah you have to love being young.
o Mango o

I love talking to strangers on unicycles!!!

So on my way back home from Pennsylvania i saw this guy on a unicycle! We drove past him and i wanted a picture of him so badly :D..I made my sister turn the car around and i yelled out the window "Excuse me! Do you mind if i take a picture of you please!". He was the nicest guy ever. The big picture on the left is of him getting on his cycle, it's so tall he has to use a pole to climb on!!! And the one at the bottom is of him riding away! What a sweet guy..i shoulda gotten his name :D





x Chocolate x

THAI THAI THAI!!

Soo....after being kept up till 4.30 am by a guy whose name i shall not mention, one would think i'd get the whole day to sleep right? Wrong!!! I had to go to a local retirement home and play bingo (the best game to play when you're tired) with old ladies that never remember my name or my face...or anything really. But i think i love them. Oh gosh there was this guy, i wish i got a picture of him. He was playing an accordion wearing a sequined tin soldier suit! I was afraid i'd get sued by the establishment if i took a picture.
So ditching the retirement home i went to have lunch with a good friend at some thai restaurant! LOL! oh gosh i couldn't understand what the waiter was saying. For the longest time it was like he was speaking in a different language! I just kept saying yes whenever he said anyting but i somehow managed to order and amazing meal!! And there was an eye on my plate! but when my food was finished i realized it was a DUCK! yay! And then we rolled out the bills ( dollar bills not duckbills ;D)
Took some pictures while i was waiting for my friend. oh oh and! i was stuck in the middle of the road between the left and right lane! i almost died!!!!

x Chocolate x

Facebook Patches, anyone?

So I've finally arrived on the blogging scene after years of denial - under the pseudonym mango, no less. And, lets face it, mango isn't so bad as far as references to skin colour go. Ask anyone who's gone through years of being called yellow pawpaw . Even though the word mango reminds me of a certain Someone - ahem - that chocolate ( chocolate? she doesn't even like chocolate ice cream!) also knows...

But anyway. On to more important questions - like why I'm suddenly writing again , after years of tearing up my diaries and breaking all ties with writing and dropping English ( yuck). I think one simple reason is I've finally gotten off my lounge seat (read: very messy bed) and done the undoable - changed my facebook login password, security question, alternate email etc. With my eyes shut. And some help from the copy and paste keys.

My facebook free diet has lasted for about an hour, and I'm already having withdrawal symptoms. You know you're hooked when, instead of typing in the url for that important e- mail you're supposed to be checking you suddenly realize you re somehow on facebook...and one hour passes..two hours.. five..! But denied that, my fingers are itching to do something so - forced by 'chocolate' (hehe) I'm doing what everyone does - boring potentially zillions but probably a lot less readers with my random thoughts.

It would be sooo much easier if I could just buy an anti addiction facebook patch...
o Mango o..hehe

The stranger

I was on my way home from work when i noticed this cute guy hanging on the other side of the street.
Dark hair.. A bunch of thoughts ran through my head like "is he staring at me?" but i decided to push them to the back of my mind. I always think that way - I'm paranoid. So I continued waiting for my supposedly every 6 minutes bus, clutching my worn out oyster card ,that ol' ticket to freedom.

"Hey", he said. He was standing right beside me. How did he cross the street that fast?!
I needed to get this daydreaming thing under control.
"Hey",was my reply. Articulate, as usual.
"Um." An akward pause. "So...you dont have a boyfriend do you?"
What the...?? This is usually the part where I take off my shoes and well er
who am i kidding? I'll try that sentence again.
This is usually the part where I start to mentally berate myself for being the loser with YOU HAVE NO BOYFRIEND written in fairy lights on my forehead. And then think up some excuse to get away from the embarassment - pretend to answer my phone which is ringing on silent, begin speaking a mixture of french and ibo so I sound like a tourist, wave at some car in the distance....then
His eyes. Woah. Blue.
So I said: 'No..er..I don't."
He pressed on, smiling slightly. Dimples."So.. can we get to know each other then?"
I hesitated, stuck between the somewhat insulting assumption and well...his eyes. And my own freaking shyness.
Then I said "No... I don't think so", to the consternation of my personal floating-atop-my-head- tom- and - jerry - style - mini - winged - devil. Who was screaming at me: wth are you doing?!

He looked at me in ( embarrassment?), apologised for my time, and left. Then the bus was round the corner, and I got on.

Did i do the right thing?
o Mango o

To flirt or not to flirt?

So i met this new guy,
And he's really shy
And he's totally cute,
And also astute
The best part is he doesn't know it,
And gosh I'm trying so hard not to blow it
So many things could go wrong,
The list is so freaking long
But how do i live if i don't try,
I wouldn't like to regret and cry

To flirt or not to flirt?
XchocolateX

Getting Started! Yippie!

So i've tried blogging a million times before and just when i thought i'd give up, my bestie Mango had a fantabulous idea of starting a blog together!! This way when i don't have time to get on here she can update it, and vice versa. Let me introduce myself: HI! i'm chocolate, and as my name implies i can be brown, white, sweet, or dark ;).
My bestie, Mango, is just as tangy as she sounds! And together we'll take you places you've never been before. We'll let you preview our books , and we'll also share exclusive secrets with you.
Get a taste of us and our ripe lives!