Blimey, I've run out of chocolate craze/Diet time

SHOCK

HORROR

I've lost my craving for chocolate!!!! Seriously..i dont know why. I woke up this morning to the sounds of birds tweeting in my four poster kingsize bed, bathed as usual, ate breakfast prepared by my loving slaves mater and pater..

Hmph okay exaggeration , but the truth isn't that far out... I woke up this morning as usual after 5 hours of sleep, summoned by mater to clean the house before the inspectors came ( I dont know why we have inspectors coming to our house.), was forced to make The Five Year Old Zizzi style spagghetti for breakfast, forgot I wasn't fully clothed when the inspector came in, got told off for pointing fingers at the Five Year Old after he spat out my spagghetti,

I think I've lost the plot here.

So anyway i dont like the taste of chocolate anymore..it just doesn't work for me..it's lost its zing, you know, that je-ne-sais-pas-quoi..

Could be the figure perfect models in the Facebook pictures i was looking at. All long limbe-d and flawless skinne-d.

Ah yeah..I think thats it. Diet time.

Mango..x