Read this Only if you Want to Die Laughing

So mango has been doing some extensive research on the correlation between consuming foods that are high in estrogen and body shape. While researching she found this post on a blog:

"How do I Dress My Pear Shape.

For the pear shaped amount it is best to accession the absorption to your high physique with ablaze colours on top and darker shades beneath the waist. You wish humans to be focused on the face and shoulders, acceptable a beyond apprehension and appearance off that authentic waist.

Your basal bisected is hardly beyond than your top, you can abrasion hardly looser applicable clothes on top after any problem. However, adapted acme attending abundant on you as well. Blouses with a lot of detailing, acme in all sorts of prints with lighter and brighter colours, or textured fabrics.

Look for acme that accord you a added chest attending such as necklines that are scooped, v’d, boxlike or angled this will advice draw absorption to your face. Jeans that are flared or with a added leg this will advice adumbrate those added thighs and break abroad from bound skirts they will alone appearance every ambit or bang and cone-shaped jeans are a audible no, no.

A-line skirts consistently attending acceptable on the pear shaped physique and you can go for the beeline leg jeans with a attenuate heel for the slimmer leg look, but be accurate to abstain beefy shoes. Stick to blanket about dresses and authority waists this will advice alloy in the hip line."

It looks like a lot to read until you look through it and realize it makes no sense
HAHA! Who on earth wrote this?

Xo Mango & Chocolate oX