Ha. I had almost decided I would never need to blog again - not now that school's in and there are so many more people to actually physically talk to. But eating a little too much chinese soup in the park has burnt off the roof of my mouth and tongue so here I am! yay.
See eating chinese in the park is a -how do you say - habit. Ahem. People have called it an addiction but really isn't life too short for unnecessary words?
Its like those chavs at school who get drunk every friday after a big test? I just sent in my uni application to Cambridge School of Medicine so I had a chinese binge( on my own. as marita( yes you!) has the ridiculousest friday timetable) to make me feel better.
((And chocolate is nowhere near:( ))
But even with all my friends deserting me I havent been lonely - i havent lost my famous touch for attracting the um...less...normal?(im trying my best with this politically correct thing). Yes, reality challenged people tend to find me all the time. This latest was a french guy at Wilkinson's I could have taken a picture of, if i was chocolate. He was a midget( is that pc?).
Well he was really short., like three feet tall. But! and this is a big but (HEHE) he looked exactly like marques houston! It was soo freaky...especially when it became obvious that he was hitting on me.. in french?
all i wanted to know was where the kids schoolbags were...
Still as weirdos go he was a step up - one level up -from the usual stinky guy on the bus. So I must be on an upward curve- I wonder how many more levels till I get Taylor Lautner...
Oooooooooooooooooh
Although is it me being paranoid or is he getting whiter? The only thing I noticed about the first twilight movie was how good he looked, so maybe Im not imagining things for once.hmm. Michael Jackson comes to mind ( rip. i love him.)
Speaking of celebrities, Ive been walking around looking like that little molly kid from annie..with a Big Curly Fringe. Its the in thing, really, forget adopting kids from Malawi or boyfriend shorts want to be popular?get a fringe, like me! esp if it means less weird weirdos..
Even my dad noticed The Fringe..(to understand the significance of this, youd need to know that my dad is usually selectively blind to changes in appearance. Sometimes even big things like multi coloured hair extensions.)
Aah this post is going on too long..and I havent even got started on The Boy Who Must Not Be Named who kept me up till 2. 30 am last night,,
Not a midnight lover, not exactly, although for the trouble I nearly got into with my mom he might as well have been..
Ah you have to love being young.
o Mango o
See eating chinese in the park is a -how do you say - habit. Ahem. People have called it an addiction but really isn't life too short for unnecessary words?
Its like those chavs at school who get drunk every friday after a big test? I just sent in my uni application to Cambridge School of Medicine so I had a chinese binge( on my own. as marita( yes you!) has the ridiculousest friday timetable) to make me feel better.
((And chocolate is nowhere near:( ))
But even with all my friends deserting me I havent been lonely - i havent lost my famous touch for attracting the um...less...normal?(im trying my best with this politically correct thing). Yes, reality challenged people tend to find me all the time. This latest was a french guy at Wilkinson's I could have taken a picture of, if i was chocolate. He was a midget( is that pc?).
Well he was really short., like three feet tall. But! and this is a big but (HEHE) he looked exactly like marques houston! It was soo freaky...especially when it became obvious that he was hitting on me.. in french?
all i wanted to know was where the kids schoolbags were...
Still as weirdos go he was a step up - one level up -from the usual stinky guy on the bus. So I must be on an upward curve- I wonder how many more levels till I get Taylor Lautner...
Oooooooooooooooooh
Although is it me being paranoid or is he getting whiter? The only thing I noticed about the first twilight movie was how good he looked, so maybe Im not imagining things for once.hmm. Michael Jackson comes to mind ( rip. i love him.)
Speaking of celebrities, Ive been walking around looking like that little molly kid from annie..with a Big Curly Fringe. Its the in thing, really, forget adopting kids from Malawi or boyfriend shorts want to be popular?get a fringe, like me! esp if it means less weird weirdos..
Even my dad noticed The Fringe..(to understand the significance of this, youd need to know that my dad is usually selectively blind to changes in appearance. Sometimes even big things like multi coloured hair extensions.)
Aah this post is going on too long..and I havent even got started on The Boy Who Must Not Be Named who kept me up till 2. 30 am last night,,
Not a midnight lover, not exactly, although for the trouble I nearly got into with my mom he might as well have been..
Ah you have to love being young.
o Mango o
u got a fringe? when???
ReplyDeleteur friends have not deserted u, more lyk u've deserted ur friends. ur friends r on fb n msn, but somehow u manage to have internet connection to post this n not to talk to them. Isn't that incredibly cool of you?
Yes, I am angry.
Congratulations on ur application and I hope I dnt know who The Boy Who Must Not Be Named is.
oooooh!
ReplyDeletey be so angry! you do know who
he is, unfortunately..